50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes - 5/16/11
OK, I lied about the subtitles. But here is a (slightly) better audio version, and below is a list of all the state stereotypes.

UPDATE: Thanks to all who watched and shared the video - thanks to you, the darn thing caught on a bit, appearing on the front pages of Youtube, Break, Funnyordie, Collegehumor, MSN, LATimesBlog, Huffingtonpost, PerezHilton, Colbert Report, Tosh.0, Digg, Reddit, and others, combining for more than 2 million views! Who knew people liked mocking other states so much?

"States of Confusion" is now out everywhere, and makes a great graduation present in case you know any new real-worlders who have no idea what to do next:) OK, enough shameless plugging - here's the list:

ALABAMA - Our state bird is the NASCAR.
ALASKA - I can see seasonal depression disorder from here.
ARIZONA - Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
ARKANSAS - Great scenery, brilliant peopl- Sorry. We've got Walmart?
CALIFORNIA - Gay Mexican boobjob computer hippies who really wanna direct.
COLORADO - Snow! Cocaine, I mean, but we're also known for skiing.
CONNECTICUT - Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
DELAWARE - Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously, please come.
FLORIDA - The further north you go, the further south it gets.
GEORGIA - Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
HAWAII - If you lived here you'd be lazy too.
IDAHO - Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite, god we're cool.
ILLINOIS - Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
INDIANA - You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
IOWA - 56,000 square miles of dull.
KANSAS - White-breds making wheat bread.
KENTUCKY - Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925.
LOUISIANA - Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems.
MAINE - A wicked lot a' moose, eh?
MARYLAND - Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
MASSACHUSETTS - Our chief export is obnoxious Pats Fans.
MICHIGAN - Cereal makers, serial killers.
MINNESOTA - Too nice not to elect douchy governors.
MISSISSIPPI - I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
MISSOURI - We're #1! In meth.
MONTANA - Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
NEBRASKA - Footballs, drawls and overalls.
NEVADA - No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
NEW HAMPSHIRE - Half hippie, half French, all upper class.
NEW JERSEY - Guidos, Turnpikes, Leeching off New York and Philly.
NEW MEXICO - Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs.
NEW YORK - World's 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego.
NORTH CAROLINA - First in flight and lung cancer.
NORTH DAKOTA - Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
OHIO - People care about us at election time!
OKLAHOMA - Ten days tornado free!
OREGON - Dreadlocks on white people.
PENNSYLVANIA - Even our Amish will fight you.
RHODE ISLAND - No seriously, we're a state.
SOUTH CAROLINA - Still accepting confederate dollars.
SOUTH DAKOTA - At least we're not North Dakota.
TENNESSEE - Where White Music comes from.
TEXAS - Everything is bigger, even our morons.
UTAH - Multiple homely wives.
VERMONT - Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
VIRGINIA - From center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
WASHINGTON - Richer hippies than Oregon.
WEST VIRGINIA - The inbred love child of Virgina and DC.
WISCONSIN - It's too cold to be sober.
WYOMING - We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.

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